Cran-Universe!
Why are cranberries getting in all the other juices? All I want is some apple juice and all I can find is freaking cran-apple. So, I think to myself, I'll look for some other juice. But what do mine eyes see? Cran-strawberry. Cran-grape. Cran-mixed berries. Cran-orange. Cran-EVERYTHING!!! Soon there will be Cran-sandwich meat. Cran-bread. Cran-burgers. Cran-bananas. Cran-tomatos. Cran-fries. Cran-cran-cran-cran-cran! And who decided that cranberries were that great anyway? They pretty much just make everything a little bit sour. Bleck.
posted by Kyssa at 3/01/2006 08:28:00 PM
4 Comments:
very prettiful.
HALLELUJAH SISTER! Ugh, I HATE CRAN. And, it is in everything, including everything my mother ever buys. And every time she comes home from the grocery store I get a little more pissed at the people who invented cran. Ugh.
i like cranberries.. they are good. nice blog
Nonono. I think that other things are getting into the cranberries! Because NOONE likes cranberry but it's good for you so people think they should drink it. And so then they try to disguise the flavor with other tasty juices. I don't like cran-anything though, but I only drink grapefruit 100% juice, or the pure OJ. :)
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