How to Write a Paper
1. Sit in a comfortable chair with plenty of sharpened pencils.
2. Walk to the Korn Krib (or nearest convenience store) for coffee to help you concentrate.
3. Return to chair and make sure you understand the assignment.
4. Visit your friend to see if they have started their paper yet.
5. Order pizza with said friend.
6. While eating pizza complain about how stressed you are.
7. Return to chair; type name.
8. Alphabetize your CD collection.
9. Think about starting to write the paper.
10. Watch the sun rise.
11. Frantically type nonsensical things in paper form, then pray the printer works so you can turn it in on time.
12. Run to class. Quickly.
2. Walk to the Korn Krib (or nearest convenience store) for coffee to help you concentrate.
3. Return to chair and make sure you understand the assignment.
4. Visit your friend to see if they have started their paper yet.
5. Order pizza with said friend.
6. While eating pizza complain about how stressed you are.
7. Return to chair; type name.
8. Alphabetize your CD collection.
9. Think about starting to write the paper.
10. Watch the sun rise.
11. Frantically type nonsensical things in paper form, then pray the printer works so you can turn it in on time.
12. Run to class. Quickly.
posted by Kyssa at 4/03/2006 02:14:00 PM
3 Comments:
Wow. That's a perfect set of instructions. I follow that every time. :)
um can we alphabetize our dvd collection instead of cds? and do we hafta run to class or can we just walk really fast b/c running is just a lot of work and im a lazy piece.... btw good rules otherwise. my friend sam laughed, she liked 'em.
I think that this list is very good, I have lived my life by those rules. Except I usually go to bed before the sunrise, regardless truth was said in this blog, and I appreciate that.
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