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WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Loves my family and my mother,
no wandering eyes for another.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a hot looking, deaf-mute
nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Who owns a liquor store, a big screen TV and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Loves my family and my mother,
no wandering eyes for another.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a hot looking, deaf-mute
nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Who owns a liquor store, a big screen TV and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
posted by Kyssa at 6/27/2006 12:34:00 PM
2 Comments:
oooohhhhhhhh the woman's poem was really good and totally right on the nose. the man's poem just makes me laugh and wanna piss my pants a lil b.c that one is right on the money$$ too!! so ur coming to dinner and a movie?? how awesome! im very stoked bout that one. im mainly just excited to see the movie. oh yah!
I agree...with both poems
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