Quite Honestly....

It is butt ass cold.

Now some of you may be asking yourselves, what exactly is butt ass cold? It's when you can't feel your nose walking from your car to the classroom. It's that exact temperature that causes your car to think twice about actually starting. The wind blows your hair around so much that by the time you get into work people are wondering if you took the time to shower that morning. Oh, did I mention the build-up of ice on the crappy windows in the apartment? Do you have that too??!?!! The fat on your thighs and ass freezes faster than the bottle of water you dropped while scurrying from the building to the garage. Maybe I took that one a bit far...

I just had to put that out there.